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Hard-Boiled Hitmen

Hard-Boiled Hitmen

# "No hits, No Assassinations... This time it's a heist!"
Crime
📜 Overview: Three unique hitmen are hired by a crime boss for one last mission. Rather than an assassination, they are hired to pull off an epic heist. Little do they know, a deadly killer named Genghis is following their every move, waiting to strike. More and more problems pile up in this wacky, violent, funny tale of betrayal, friendship, and evil.
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released:
⌚ Running Time: 18 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 0.0

Beloved Cast

Matthew Kurian original image
Eric "Red" Castella
Matthew Kurian
Van Shawn Ting original image
Mick Malibu
Van Shawn Ting
Nicholas Tung original image
Donny Nash
Nicholas Tung
Charles J. Borkowski original image
Roman Vigo
Charles J. Borkowski
Brian Molta original image
Genghis Skurge
Brian Molta
Gavin Borkowski original image
The Target (Cameo)
Gavin Borkowski

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