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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

# The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
Drama   Comedy
📜 Overview: War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 1970-09-11
⌚ Running Time: 113 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 5.0

Beloved Cast

Brian Keith original image
Officer Michael M. Nace
Brian Keith
Tony Curtis original image
Shannon Gambroni
Tony Curtis
Ernest Borgnine original image
Sheriff Harve
Ernest Borgnine
Ivan Dixon original image
Sgt. Jones
Ivan Dixon
Suzanne Pleshette original image
Ramona
Suzanne Pleshette
Tom Ewell original image
Billy Joe Davis
Tom Ewell
Bradford Dillman original image
Capt. Myerson
Bradford Dillman
Arthur O'Connell original image
Mr. Kruft
Arthur O'Connell
John Fiedler original image
Maj. Purvis
John Fiedler
Don Ameche original image
Col. Flanders
Don Ameche
Christopher Mitchum original image
Alturi
Christopher Mitchum
Jean Argyle original image
Mrs. Calhoun
Jean Argyle
John James Bannon original image
1st MP
John James Bannon
Stan Barrett original image
Green Beret Soldier
Stan Barrett
Dorothy Green original image
Mrs. Kruft
Dorothy Green
John Lasell original image
Dr. Hillery
John Lasell
James Gavin original image
Helicopter Pilot
James Gavin

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