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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

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Comedy
📜 Overview: Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
🌏 Languages Available: Russian , English
📆 Date Released: 2008-05-31
⌚ Running Time: 80 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.1

Beloved Cast

Len Cariou original image
Norm Archer
Len Cariou
Steven Seagal original image
Cock Puncher
Steven Seagal
Larissa Laskin original image
Dana Dobbs
Larissa Laskin
Ken Takemoto original image
Sensei
Ken Takemoto
Don McManus original image
Dennis McCormick
Don McManus
Michael Bolton original image
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed original image
Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher original image
White Black Guy Tim
Brendan Fletcher
Daniel Dae Kim original image
Ivy Leaguer
Daniel Dae Kim
Meredith Baxter original image
Cooking Show Chef
Meredith Baxter
Jed Rees original image
Wizard Proteus
Jed Rees
Rodney Dangerfield original image
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran original image
Peruvian
Ahmed B. Badran
Brian Powell original image
Typical Neighbor Husband
Brian Powell
Scott Klace original image
Kip Kendall
Scott Klace
Barbara Pilavin original image
Alzheimers Old Lady
Barbara Pilavin
Sandy Kenyon original image
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Sandy Kenyon
Orlando Seale original image
Producer
Orlando Seale
Erik Stolhanske original image
Producer
Erik Stolhanske
Sarah McElligott original image
Melissa Cherry
Sarah McElligott
Randy Oglesby original image
Surgeon General
Randy Oglesby
Kwame Boateng original image
Dibo
Kwame Boateng
Richard Fancy original image
Kenneth Garber
Richard Fancy
Alex Solowitz original image
The Masses
Alex Solowitz
Savannah Haske original image
Rapist Lisa
Savannah Haske
Rebecca Lowman original image
Rape Victim Julie
Rebecca Lowman
Jim Gleason original image
Steel Beam Architect
Jim Gleason
Michael Harney original image
Line-Up Detective
Michael Harney
Angel Cassidy original image
Porn Star
Angel Cassidy
Gauge original image
Porn Star
Gauge
Robert Hoffman original image
Lollipop Love Dancer
Robert Hoffman
Joel McHale original image
Office Worker
Joel McHale
Harry Shum Jr. original image
Lollipop Love Dancer
Harry Shum Jr.
Kevin Federline original image
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline
Bo Barrett original image
Wigger Jim
Bo Barrett
Chrissy Metz original image
Heavy Girl
Chrissy Metz
Marshall Manesh original image
Announcer
Marshall Manesh
Greg Cipes original image
Hippie Diplomant
Greg Cipes
Nick Chinlund original image
Bryce Brand
Nick Chinlund
Jim Rash original image
Bryce's Manager
Jim Rash
Paul Scheer original image
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Paul Scheer
John Viener original image
Peen Out Guy
John Viener
Gedde Watanabe original image
James Nakatami
Gedde Watanabe
Chris Villa original image
Gay Guy
Chris Villa

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