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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

# The Army Will Never Be The Same
Comedy
📜 Overview: When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
💵 Budget: USD 30,000,000
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 2008-11-07
⌚ Running Time: 100 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.4

Beloved Cast

Jessica Simpson original image
Private Megan Valentine
Jessica Simpson
Vivica A. Fox original image
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Vivica A. Fox
Steve Guttenberg original image
Sidney Green
Steve Guttenberg
Aimee Garcia original image
Private Vicky Castillo
Aimee Garcia
Olesya Rulin original image
Private Petrovich
Olesya Rulin
Keiko Agena original image
Private Hailey Hamamori
Keiko Agena
Jill Marie Jones original image
Private Connie Johnson
Jill Marie Jones
Ryan Sypek original image
Sergeant Mills Evans
Ryan Sypek
Cheri Oteri original image
Private Jeter
Cheri Oteri
Gary Grubbs original image
Captain Greer
Gary Grubbs
Bryce Johnson original image
Derek O'Grady
Bryce Johnson
Floriana Tullio original image
Camille
Floriana Tullio
Katie Chonacas original image
Amber
Katie Chonacas
Andy Milonakis original image
Joe Kidd
Andy Milonakis
Jennifer Finley original image
Dolores
Jennifer Finley
Katherine Owens original image
Stylist
Katherine Owens
Kurt Fuller original image
Cousin Barry
Kurt Fuller
James Harlon Palmer original image
Junior Agent (uncredited)
James Harlon Palmer
Desiree Page original image
Private Hammaori Sister
Desiree Page

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