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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

# There's no need to make an abortion of it.
Drama   Comedy
📜 Overview: A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 1973-05-27
⌚ Running Time: 4 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.0

Beloved Cast

Pip Springhail original image
Girl
Pip Springhail
Eelco De Jong original image
Boy
Eelco De Jong
Sue Stoodwell original image
Female Assistant
Sue Stoodwell
John Perkins original image
Male Assistant
John Perkins

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