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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

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Horror   Comedy
📜 Overview: An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
💵 Budget: USD 250,000
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 2004-10-27
⌚ Running Time: 90 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 3.8

Beloved Cast

Darian Caine original image
Dracula
Darian Caine
Erika Smith original image
Van Helsing
Erika Smith
A.J. Khan original image
Philomenia
A.J. Khan
Erin Brown original image
Maiden #2
Erin Brown
Isadora Edison original image
Klownie
Isadora Edison
Andrea Davis original image
Hottie
Andrea Davis
Jessica Abbott original image
Smokin'
Jessica Abbott

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