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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

# The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.
Science Fiction   Comedy   Horror   Fantasy   Adventure
📜 Overview: A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 2014-03-09
⌚ Running Time: 134 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 2.0

Beloved Cast

Max Schreck original image
Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
Max Schreck
Vivita original image
Sister Funk
Vivita
Tony Watt original image
Father Pipecock
Tony Watt
John Migliore original image
Johnny Ghoulash
John Migliore
Kelly Mari original image
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Kelly Mari
Sara Dagoda original image
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Sara Dagoda

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