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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

# IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Comedy   Horror
📜 Overview: From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 2008-09-18
⌚ Running Time: 10 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.6

Beloved Cast

Paul Clemens original image
Jack Cucchiaio
Paul Clemens
Michael James Kacey original image
The Doctor
Michael James Kacey
Fay Kato original image
The Mystic
Fay Kato
Melissa Paladino original image
The Girlfriend
Melissa Paladino
Brian Rohan original image
The Murderer
Brian Rohan
Richard Gale original image
Narrator (voice)
Richard Gale

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