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The Brand New Testament

The Brand New Testament

# God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.
Comedy   Fantasy
📜 Overview: God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...
💵 Budget: USD 8,700,000
🌏 Languages Available: French
📆 Date Released: 2015-09-02
⌚ Running Time: 114 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.665

Beloved Cast

Pili Groyne original image
Ea
Pili Groyne
Benoît Poelvoorde original image
God
Benoît Poelvoorde
Yolande Moreau original image
God's Wife
Yolande Moreau
Catherine Deneuve original image
Martine
Catherine Deneuve
François Damiens original image
François
François Damiens
Serge Larivière original image
Marc
Serge Larivière
Didier De Neck original image
Jean-Claude
Didier De Neck
Laura Verlinden original image
Aurélie
Laura Verlinden
Romain Gelin original image
Willy
Romain Gelin
Marco Lorenzini original image
Victor
Marco Lorenzini
Johan Heldenbergh original image
The Priest
Johan Heldenbergh
Anna Tenta original image
Xenia, l'Allemande
Anna Tenta
David Murgia original image
Jésus Christ
David Murgia
Gaspard Pauwels original image
Kevin
Gaspard Pauwels
Bilal Aya original image
Philippe
Bilal Aya
Johan Leysen original image
Martine's Husband
Johan Leysen
Dominique Abel original image
Adam
Dominique Abel
Lola Pauwels original image
Eve
Lola Pauwels
Sandrine Laroche original image
Catherine
Sandrine Laroche
Louis Durant original image
Marc (9 years old)
Louis Durant
Jean Luc Piraux original image
Willy's Father
Jean Luc Piraux
Anne-Pascale Clairembourg original image
Willy's Mother
Anne-Pascale Clairembourg
Alice van Dormael original image
Journalist
Alice van Dormael
Caroline Lambert original image
Journalist
Caroline Lambert
Jérôme Varanfrain original image
Journalist
Jérôme Varanfrain
Aïssatou Diop original image
The Nurse
Aïssatou Diop
Armand Van Dormael original image
Le nongénaire
Armand Van Dormael
Viviane de Muynck original image
La mère de Georges
Viviane de Muynck
Pascal Duquenne original image
Georges
Pascal Duquenne
Hervé Sogne original image
Le chef des loubards
Hervé Sogne
Kody Kim original image
L'homme qui vivra le plus longtemps
Kody Kim
Besnik Limani original image
Le sans-papiers
Besnik Limani
Michèle-Anne De Mey original image
Andrée
Michèle-Anne De Mey
Jean-François Wolff original image
Médecin Willy
Jean-François Wolff
Norbert Rutili original image
Le généticien
Norbert Rutili
Luc Schiltz original image
Médecin hôpital
Luc Schiltz
Harry Cleven original image
Passant micro-trottoir
Harry Cleven
Jean-Henri Compère original image
Musicien hélicon
Jean-Henri Compère
Tom Audenaert original image
Maquettiste
Tom Audenaert
George Nixon original image
Clochard métro
George Nixon
Ivone Semedo original image
Maman hôpital
Ivone Semedo
Christian Magnani original image
Publicité pompes funèbres
Christian Magnani
Tom Canivet original image
François (8 ans)
Tom Canivet
Clara Gunzig original image
La cousine de François
Clara Gunzig
Agatha Eleanor Masson original image
La fille des Allemands
Agatha Eleanor Masson
Nora Young original image
Aurélie enfant
Nora Young
Anne-Marie Loop original image
Femme wasserette
Anne-Marie Loop
Fabien Zeimes original image
Jean-Claude enfant
Fabien Zeimes
Gabriel Boisante original image
Ambulancier
Gabriel Boisante
Charlie Degotte original image
Professeur de hockey
Charlie Degotte
Thérèse Kobankaya original image
Prostituée
Thérèse Kobankaya
Diego Dalmans original image
Le fils de François
Diego Dalmans
Hannah Gunzig original image
Petite fille boulangerie
Hannah Gunzig
Eiaël Lefranq Binon original image
Willy (6 ans)
Eiaël Lefranq Binon
Nora Alberdi Perez original image
Danseuse main
Nora Alberdi Perez
Kiko Mirales original image
Le gorille
Kiko Mirales
Tanguy De Backer original image
Sans abri devant l'église
Tanguy De Backer
Elsa Houben original image
La fille du coiffeur
Elsa Houben
Julien Jakout original image
Pianiste sur la plage
Julien Jakout
Cyril Perrin original image
Doublure lumière Benoît Poelvoorde
Cyril Perrin
Jaco Van Dormael original image
L'automobiliste qui n'a plus que 0 seconde à vivre
Jaco Van Dormael
Elisa Echevaria Menendez original image
Kathy
Elisa Echevaria Menendez

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