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The Size of Watermelons

The Size of Watermelons

# Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.
Comedy
📜 Overview: Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 1997-01-17
⌚ Running Time: 88 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 3.7

Beloved Cast

Paul Rudd original image
Alex
Paul Rudd
Donal Logue original image
Gnome
Donal Logue
Donovan Leitch original image
Patrick
Donovan Leitch
Marissa Ribisi original image
Lizzie
Marissa Ribisi
Ione Skye original image
Maggie
Ione Skye
John Enos III original image
Leonard
John Enos III
Adam West original image
Self
Adam West
Tracey Walter original image
The Vagrant
Tracey Walter
David Lee Russek original image
Eddie
David Lee Russek
Zack Ward original image
Skinhead
Zack Ward
Ed Anders original image
Bouncer
Ed Anders
Richard Gilbert-Hill original image
Drama Teacher
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Matt Koruba original image
Young Alex
Matt Koruba
Leila Johnson original image
Kim
Leila Johnson
Françoise Robertson original image
Cafe Waitress
Françoise Robertson
Allan Kolman original image
Vladimir
Allan Kolman
Christopher Reed original image
Dealer
Christopher Reed
Jamie James original image
Jock
Jamie James
Stephen Webb original image
James
Stephen Webb
Jason NeSmith original image
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jason NeSmith
Michael Anthony Williams original image
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Michael Anthony Williams
Nigel Mogg original image
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Nigel Mogg
Jesse Dorsey original image
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jesse Dorsey
Jeff Cairns original image
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Jeff Cairns
Curtis Lindersmith original image
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Curtis Lindersmith
Joe Majestik original image
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Joe Majestik
Jason Mason original image
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Jason Mason
Grant Vanderslice original image
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Grant Vanderslice
Brandon Wells original image
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Brandon Wells

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