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📜 Overview: The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 2009-09-11
⌚ Running Time: 91 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.218

Beloved Cast

Malcolm McDowell original image
Eddie Van Helsing
Malcolm McDowell
Iggy Pop original image
Victor
Iggy Pop
Henry Rollins original image
Rockin' Roger
Henry Rollins
Alice Cooper original image
Bartender
Alice Cooper
Jessica Paré original image
Jennifer
Jessica Paré
Dave Foley original image
Jeff
Dave Foley
Moby original image
Beef
Moby
Rob Stefaniuk original image
Joey
Rob Stefaniuk
Alex Lifeson original image
Border Guard
Alex Lifeson
Dimitri Coats original image
Queenie
Dimitri Coats
Paul Anthony original image
Tyler
Paul Anthony
Mike Lobel original image
Sam
Mike Lobel
Chris Ratz original image
Hugo
Chris Ratz
Nicole De Boer original image
Susan
Nicole De Boer
Barbara Mamabolo original image
Danielle
Barbara Mamabolo
Carole Pope original image
Club Bouncer
Carole Pope
Calico Cooper original image
Waitress
Calico Cooper
Adam Kenneth Wilson original image
Adam Kenneth Wilson
Anand Rajaram original image
Anand Rajaram
Joe Pingue original image
Joe Pingue
Danny Smith original image
Jerry
Danny Smith

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