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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

# Death. It's not for everyone.
Comedy
📜 Overview: Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
💵 Budget: USD 600,000
🌏 Languages Available: English
📆 Date Released: 2009-01-19
⌚ Running Time: 89 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 4.4

Beloved Cast

Jake Hoffman original image
Julian Marsh
Jake Hoffman
Devon Aoki original image
Anna
Devon Aoki
Geneva Carr original image
Charlotte Lawrence
Geneva Carr
Kris Lemche original image
Vince
Kris Lemche
John Ventimiglia original image
Theo Horace / Horatio
John Ventimiglia
Waris Ahluwalia original image
Hugo Pepper
Waris Ahluwalia
Azie Tesfai original image
Zadeska
Azie Tesfai
Carmen Goodine original image
Lyuba
Carmen Goodine
Ralph Macchio original image
Bobby Bianchi
Ralph Macchio
Joey Kern original image
Hamlet
Joey Kern
Jeremy Sisto original image
Detective Wimbly
Jeremy Sisto
Chip Zien original image
Chip Zien
Graeme Malcolm original image
Mr. Liden
Graeme Malcolm

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