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Traditional Family Vampires

Traditional Family Vampires

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Comedy   Horror
📜 Overview: An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
🌏 Languages Available:
📆 Date Released: 2000-06-20
⌚ Running Time: 15 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 0.0

Beloved Cast

Brian Hinds original image
Father
Brian Hinds
Christine Louise Marshall original image
Mother
Christine Louise Marshall
Sarah Lord original image
Daughter
Sarah Lord
J.D. Merritt original image
Man
J.D. Merritt
Cole Tucker original image
Himself
Cole Tucker
Harrison Ankers original image
LaWanda
Harrison Ankers
John Hickson original image
The Priest
John Hickson
Mary Lou Bagley original image
Old Woman
Mary Lou Bagley
Bobby R. Poirier original image
Bar Patron
Bobby R. Poirier

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