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Mean Machine

Mean Machine

# It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!
Comedy   Drama
📜 Overview: Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
💵 Budget: USD 2,750,000
🌏 Languages Available: English , Italian
📆 Date Released: 2001-12-26
⌚ Running Time: 99 mins
⭐ Vote Average: 6.2

Beloved Cast

Vinnie Jones original image
Danny Meehan
Vinnie Jones
David Kelly original image
Doc
David Kelly
David Hemmings original image
Governor
David Hemmings
Ralph Brown original image
Burton
Ralph Brown
Vas Blackwood original image
Massive
Vas Blackwood
Robbie Gee original image
Trojan
Robbie Gee
Geoff Bell original image
Ratchett
Geoff Bell
John Forgeham original image
Sykes
John Forgeham
Sally Phillips original image
Tracey
Sally Phillips
Danny Dyer original image
Billy the Limpet
Danny Dyer
Jason Flemyng original image
Bob Likely
Jason Flemyng
Jason Statham original image
Monk
Jason Statham
Martin Wimbush original image
Z
Martin Wimbush
David Reid original image
Barman
David Reid
David Cropman original image
Second Barman
David Cropman
Tim Perrin original image
Policeman
Tim Perrin
Paul Mari original image
Policeman
Paul Mari
Nicholas Moss original image
Hayter
Nicholas Moss
Stephen Walters original image
Nitro
Stephen Walters
Andrew Grainger original image
Ketch
Andrew Grainger
Jamie Sives original image
Chiv
Jamie Sives
Adam Fogerty original image
Mouse
Adam Fogerty
Rocky Marshall original image
Cigs
Rocky Marshall
Elwin 'Chopper' David original image
Jerome McFife
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Omid Djalili original image
Raj
Omid Djalili

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